tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post344307916068848362..comments2023-10-30T00:51:36.361-11:00Comments on Diary of a Desperate Exmoor Woman: Not for the faint-hearted - one about sex toys!Exmoorjanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230395732150659356noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-82463413979963812622007-05-31T09:55:00.000-11:002007-05-31T09:55:00.000-11:00Brill blog Jane, and loved Blossom's comment!Brill blog Jane, and loved Blossom's comment!Faith https://www.blogger.com/profile/04672728248961388984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-24473097016047319652007-05-23T20:27:00.000-11:002007-05-23T20:27:00.000-11:00Classic, ExJ. Do so wish you'd put it in the comp!...Classic, ExJ. Do so wish you'd put it in the comp!Grousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14511245766699609786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-15926418062753632822007-05-21T06:58:00.000-11:002007-05-21T06:58:00.000-11:00Loved this. Wonderful end to the day.Loved this. Wonderful end to the day.Fenniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02377814681496294457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-8100742631970314452007-05-21T02:24:00.000-11:002007-05-21T02:24:00.000-11:00Classic, and hilarious.Classic, and hilarious.Millahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15967731998504496807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-64580564480272443642007-05-21T02:19:00.000-11:002007-05-21T02:19:00.000-11:00Brilliant!Brilliant!MaidofKenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00907900039126908306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-17768594649664851142007-05-20T12:06:00.000-11:002007-05-20T12:06:00.000-11:00. I've arrived a bit late but I agree with all tha.... I've arrived a bit late but I agree with all that's been said, very funny and I wish you had posted it before on CL.<BR/>CaitxCait O'Connorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04569760764766505179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-77492955128058583162007-05-19T03:55:00.000-11:002007-05-19T03:55:00.000-11:00Well that was a blog just made for CL site I feel ...Well that was a blog just made for CL site I feel - that would have shifted old Susie off her sofa for sure. Like the sound of the Colonel - knows how to switch off a rabbit - priceless.<BR/>And, did youever find out how big his willy actually was!! The dinner party guest not the Colonel - stop, before I get in a bigger muddle!!I do like the sound of sex aids on expenses - that would make the VAT lady sit up!!!<BR/>Hugely funny and I am now going to read it again... Particularly liked the sentence .."you know whats coming" - obviously!!! love <BR/>mousiecountrymousiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11094876554953194177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-56021220082979513042007-05-18T12:36:00.000-11:002007-05-18T12:36:00.000-11:00Hi Jane, Hilarious blog...I had one of the aforeme...Hi Jane, <BR/>Hilarious blog...I had one of the aforementioned toys, underneath the bottom drawer of a bedside cabinet, and one day, years ago, whilst drawer sorting, I put the bottom drawer on the bed. The door bell rang, and I opened it to see my ex mum in law, and as we spoke my son, then about four, threw a pink batteryless number down the stairs and it landed at her feet. I stuffed it up my jumper (why??) and carried on talking!!!SueInAlmondburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00012724297755405199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-15888221020095295632007-05-18T03:27:00.000-11:002007-05-18T03:27:00.000-11:00Loved it, thanks so much for making me laugh out l...Loved it, thanks so much for making me laugh out loud.Elizabeth Musgravehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09473705107636868753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-43208963332742467422007-05-18T00:35:00.000-11:002007-05-18T00:35:00.000-11:00it's all been said - last one in as usual- brill l...it's all been said - last one in as usual- brill laughed 'til I ached!snailbeachshepherdesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01397158758052413758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-11118525156817917422007-05-17T20:30:00.000-11:002007-05-17T20:30:00.000-11:00Some people get the most interesting jobs! What a...Some people get the most interesting jobs! What a hoot that was. I'm sure the Colonol was worried that you might see the nasty thing that the dog had, and that is why he whisked it away - to save your virginal eyes!<BR/>It might have been an idea to have saved those bits and pieces for Sally's vide grenier!Pondsidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02407539138546412482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-7132606238626379822007-05-17T13:25:00.000-11:002007-05-17T13:25:00.000-11:00Very good one, Jane.I was expecting that you dug a...Very good one, Jane.<BR/>I was expecting that you dug a hole to bury your treasures, and that ASBO Jack dug it up. Wonderful to know that he has forebearers with a sense of fun.<BR/>xoFranceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352407314710067616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-47606716820737698442007-05-17T13:04:00.000-11:002007-05-17T13:04:00.000-11:00Dear Jane, a most brilliant blog, you write so wel...Dear Jane, a most brilliant blog, you write so well, terribly funny, no mention of the word Banana's then! I remember in my early days of nursing, a friend had asked another nurse, "what made you go into nursing", to which she replied, "so I could see lots of willy's"! Lovely photo of you and Monty.<BR/>Camilla.xxxCAMILLAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04741990891794651299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-11954805673664428242007-05-17T11:24:00.000-11:002007-05-17T11:24:00.000-11:00Oh jane, killingly funny, this one. You write it s...Oh jane, killingly funny, this one. You write it so well. I just love that the colonel knew how to turn the thing off in an instant -- is that a lifetime's experience with detonators or a very mispent youth?<BR/><BR/>Great news that first draft of ghosted book is done! Wish I could say the same for mine. It just won't sit for its photo.Edenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747288067402245802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-28682109852886511782007-05-17T09:32:00.000-11:002007-05-17T09:32:00.000-11:00You are the master Jane!! It did remind me of Mee...You are the master Jane!! It did remind me of Meet the Fockers!! So funny.<BR/><BR/>warm wishes<BR/>xx<BR/><BR/>PS-the dream blog interesting too!! I believe in it all being in subconscious-it is fascinating stuff.<BR/><BR/>xBluestocking Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01502764742097142372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-44459559130444742152007-05-17T09:08:00.000-11:002007-05-17T09:08:00.000-11:00I finally have time ot read some blogs and this wa...I finally have time ot read some blogs and this was dfinitely worth waiting for! Hilarious. Thanks xxLouise Vaanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08000921037099631529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-34447425742426405452007-05-17T09:01:00.000-11:002007-05-17T09:01:00.000-11:00that had tears rolling down my face, it was very v...that had tears rolling down my face, it was very very funny and appealed hugely to my very warped sense of humour .. brilliant , thanks so much for sharing it, I needed a laugh xZoƫhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09838367166662822058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-61986902998441451022007-05-17T08:42:00.000-11:002007-05-17T08:42:00.000-11:00Loved this - yes, very Meet the Fockers! I think y...Loved this - yes, very Meet the Fockers! I think you would have lowered the tone somewhat at the other site!! Thanks for the advice re the dream - but just thinking about doing it gives me the collywobbles!Suffolkmumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15123007594112557168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-66977165885622767252007-05-17T07:20:00.000-11:002007-05-17T07:20:00.000-11:00Brilliant - reminds me of Meet The Fockers!The dre...Brilliant - reminds me of Meet The Fockers!<BR/>The dream analysis is very apt and makes total sense to me at this moment in my life.@themillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644636690850127781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-15553684414009382372007-05-17T06:25:00.000-11:002007-05-17T06:25:00.000-11:00I DO so love my R&R thank you that made me laugh! ...I DO so love my R&R thank you that made me laugh! The poor colonel! Yes, and aren't dogs traitors they know you know!Tattieweaslehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10723634612274763884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-50758685172324417392007-05-17T06:04:00.000-11:002007-05-17T06:04:00.000-11:00Oh if only you'd kept the vibrators, you could hav...Oh if only you'd kept the vibrators, you could have caused a meltdown on freecycle. Made me laugh out loud when i read this, and I was on the phone at the time to someone who really wasn't funny. <BR/><BR/>And he out of the blue put me on conference call with other people in a large echoing room. B'stard. "How large is your penis" indeedDevonLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10771725641771199612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-16959569677160204722007-05-17T05:49:00.000-11:002007-05-17T05:49:00.000-11:00Classic Exmoorjane, hilarious. Mind you I don't be...Classic Exmoorjane, hilarious. Mind you I don't believe it was for a commission at all. I bet you're just one of them sex mechanics.toadyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02890073795239873916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-75763176972559590872007-05-17T04:39:00.000-11:002007-05-17T04:39:00.000-11:00Ah, the Alexander Technique of conversation stoppe...Ah, the Alexander Technique of conversation stoppers! Great blog.jackofallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15783059994109079437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-3925331023718730952007-05-17T04:37:00.000-11:002007-05-17T04:37:00.000-11:00Your blog reminded me of some friends of mine who ...Your blog reminded me of some friends of mine who were trying to sell their house( sounds familiar)They went off to work one morning leaving the nanny to take the children to school. Whilst at work the Estate Agent let himself in to show some prople round. When they came home they found the children had been in their bedroom before they went to school and had been playing horses on the bed, leaving it a rumpled state with a hunting whip and a pair of spurs lying in the middle!!<BR/>BlossomBlossomcottagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06341216100768538015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-58222594398397880112007-05-17T04:32:00.000-11:002007-05-17T04:32:00.000-11:00Very entertaining, as you say a real dinner party ...Very entertaining, as you say a real dinner party conversation stopper. Tell Adrian that this weekends guests (French) have bought their own beer pump ! I dreamt last night that the guests wanted my pillow ? hmmmmSally Townsendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09299690757779540854noreply@blogger.com