tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post8862590099925990260..comments2023-10-30T00:51:36.361-11:00Comments on Diary of a Desperate Exmoor Woman: My Liz Jones fantasy...Exmoorjanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230395732150659356noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-59660976602202948022011-11-21T23:42:32.808-11:002011-11-21T23:42:32.808-11:00All I can say is, the insects were saved.
CJ xxAll I can say is, the insects were saved.<br /><br />CJ xxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-40530881854072090952011-11-17T22:37:33.672-11:002011-11-17T22:37:33.672-11:00I agree that it's much more likely that they d...I agree that it's much more likely that they didn't want her, rather than the other way round. I used to be a TV producer booking people for shows, and my immediate thought when I read the LJ piece is that if they'd really wanted her then they would have done a lot more to persuade her. One of the skills you learn as a TV producer is to drop people in such a way that they aren't too put out, and this is what I think has happened here.<br /><br />Though as a viewer I would have loved her to be on the show, far more interestingly bonkers than the line up on offer.Joanne Mallonhttp://joannemallon.typepad.com/joanne_the_coach/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-23389609696056219462011-11-16T08:00:20.891-11:002011-11-16T08:00:20.891-11:00Very funny post. I don't keep up with the anti...Very funny post. I don't keep up with the antics of LJ (not being a Daily Mail reader, you understand) but every time I hear a new installment it's one step further down the ladder of dignity. I still can't get over her remark about the cost of her facelift (do they do refunds?) whilst supposedly highlighting poverty in Somalia, but this condom appropriating behaviour is very shocking. I suppose trawling round bars in search of a one night stand wouldn't make such a good story. Or did I miss that part ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-14636728692366340112011-11-15T22:18:31.277-11:002011-11-15T22:18:31.277-11:00How very unkind. This poor woman has had a hard li...How very unkind. This poor woman has had a hard life, denied the joys of parenthood or a lasting relationship by her devotion to the Daily Mail. Now she finds herself marooned amidst a collection of 'rural' types, straw-chewing locals who don't even recognise a Prada label when it's staring them in the face.<br />No, this is too much, the poor woman's a saint and she shall have a jiffybag of semen whenever she wants. <br />Shame on you, Jane. I suspect having a celebrity in your midst may be hard to take. When I met you recently I noted your awkwardness whenever my adoring public begged for autographs or permission to touch the hem of my garments. I suspect Liz finds herself equally ostracised. I'm sure she'll be glad to return to London on a permanent basis soon having done all she could to civilise the yokels, sorry locals.Jake Bartonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15359578310500560311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-47360442686375960542011-11-14T23:52:10.870-11:002011-11-14T23:52:10.870-11:00Christians are brainwashed lemmings.....imhoChristians are brainwashed lemmings.....imhoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-88480635819765350352011-11-14T20:48:46.413-11:002011-11-14T20:48:46.413-11:00If it wasn't for you I'd bnever heard of h...If it wasn't for you I'd bnever heard of her Maybe you should just not mention her any more (hard exercise I know but with a lot of yogic breathing you will succeed I do believe I you!!!) Because ignoring her is the way of shutting up pseudo celebrities like her. My Christian faith teaches to pity her, because she must be lonely and disappointed in life, but it is not up to you or me to show her where the true meaning of life lies. Look she is making such a fool of herself that it is almost tragic.Ivyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12304906179807218201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-21321615558877526882011-11-14T12:43:29.344-11:002011-11-14T12:43:29.344-11:00@the veg artist
Outrage is somewhat mitigated by ...@the veg artist<br /><br />Outrage is somewhat mitigated by the fact that she could've just gone to a sperm bank and happily Murphy Browned it. Or worked out a 50/50 split with a gay man friend. Or been reckless with a nameless stranger on vacation in Majorca.<br /><br />Instead she decided to surreptitiously siphon dead sperm from used condoms in the bathroom and failed utterly in her attempt to procreate. No actual mens lives were ruined in her poorly conceived attempt.<br /><br />And then she told the entire internet about it. Priceless.Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02011180576782676523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-18554486839781870982011-11-14T11:36:46.689-11:002011-11-14T11:36:46.689-11:00So entrapment of a male into parenthood is not har...So entrapment of a male into parenthood is not harming said male? It would have harmed his wallet and peace of mind if nothing else!the veg artisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04029588460808570133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-68294559805863057282011-11-14T10:51:54.709-11:002011-11-14T10:51:54.709-11:00Your posts just get funnier Jane, I loved this one...Your posts just get funnier Jane, I loved this one. Laughter is the best medicine.Cait O'Connorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04569760764766505179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-30736768339814530762011-11-14T08:32:10.810-11:002011-11-14T08:32:10.810-11:00I feel sooooo guilty by saying that I'd have e...I feel sooooo guilty by saying that I'd have enjoyed it if she had been on I'm a Celebrity: why is being/and or thinking bad things sometimes so very, very pleasurable?Tattieweaslehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10723634612274763884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-86468092309530520952011-11-14T08:17:25.977-11:002011-11-14T08:17:25.977-11:00Oh Jane, I love your blog anyway but I adore it wh...Oh Jane, I love your blog anyway but I adore it when you slag off Liz Jones! :)Clarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09698632453190955945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-26794906285935210812011-11-14T07:43:15.853-11:002011-11-14T07:43:15.853-11:00So funny! Cruel - (in the Higher Being sense) - bu...So funny! Cruel - (in the Higher Being sense) - but wonderfully funny.Fenniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02377814681496294457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-14302432762604596082011-11-14T07:11:31.719-11:002011-11-14T07:11:31.719-11:00Vamp: You know what? No need to resort to those le...Vamp: You know what? No need to resort to those levels round here...Exmoor sperm-doners ten a penny! :)<br /><br />Big Fash: Yeah, me too. :)<br /><br />MSM: It IS sad. But she's one of those people who simply won't wake up! <br /><br />EPM: Nah, they won't fire her. Someone high up at the Mail is a HUGE fan. Anyhow, she gets more comments on her posts than any big news story. People love to hate her and that is great for sales.. :) <br /><br />Sessh: Please, please...how cool would it be for us to be neighbours???<br /><br />Eileen: she's turned sour into a higher art form. She should get a grant for it. :)<br /><br />Frankie: Yeeuach....that is an image that has just wrecked my evening chances of nirvana...but yeah, something like that, or so I hear. Kegels? There's a blast from the past. Hadn't thought of those. :)Exmoorjanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09230395732150659356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-83584762883872180142011-11-14T06:38:29.374-11:002011-11-14T06:38:29.374-11:00Also:
"touchless orgasm (a neat skill that I...Also:<br /><br />"touchless orgasm (a neat skill that I may, or may not share with you further down the line)"<br /><br />Fun with kegels!Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02011180576782676523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-56646605156955566952011-11-14T06:28:39.585-11:002011-11-14T06:28:39.585-11:00Wait... isn't Liz Jones the one that's too...Wait... isn't Liz Jones the one that's too stupid to figure out how to reproduce and has resorted to stealing spermicide soaked semen from used condoms?Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02011180576782676523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-9324684863746044672011-11-14T06:19:27.767-11:002011-11-14T06:19:27.767-11:00That Woman is the limit. She was on the latest Mar...That Woman is the limit. She was on the latest Mary Portas series, picking at a rail of nice-looking clothes and saying, "I wouldn't wear THAT, or THAT, or THAT...". She seems to enjoy being sour. Love your caption: Exmoor hell-hole :-) The Aussie jungle's loss would've been Dulverton's gain.Eileennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-52905736760200299342011-11-14T06:14:39.294-11:002011-11-14T06:14:39.294-11:00I'm still buying lottery tickets every week, J...I'm still buying lottery tickets every week, Jane - one day I'll win and buy her Exmoor hovel ;)Sessha Battohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569927397738788073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-2938472032399967032011-11-14T06:11:37.727-11:002011-11-14T06:11:37.727-11:00Thank god we don't get it over here, so I don&...Thank god we don't get it over here, so I don't even have to deliberate. The only outcome I would wish for would be for people everywhere to realise what a complete an utter whingebag she is, and they'd stop reading her DM column. Then the DM would fire her and no one else would hire her and we'd never see or hear her again.<br />Oh blliss...Expat mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-52733905415505657982011-11-14T06:10:23.141-11:002011-11-14T06:10:23.141-11:00The articles of hers I've read recently are al...The articles of hers I've read recently are all about her regret at not having a husband/partner and never having had children. I think it's very sad. To have spent your career trying to create a perfect lifestyle that leaves you lonely, anorexic and poor is a pretty big #celebfail and she doesn't seem to have anything else.Rachel Selbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13113411205306116614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677133322409652783.post-35157069544724916242011-11-14T05:40:32.149-11:002011-11-14T05:40:32.149-11:00I'd have paid damn good money I don't have...I'd have paid damn good money I don't have to see that. In fact I'd have borrowed off a rather grumpy, short-tempered impatient loan shark if I'd have had to to pay whatever money she wanted to see that.....<br /><br /><br />Sigh. <br /><br />One dayBig Fashionistahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09615101172720853135noreply@blogger.com