I bought two books on Amazon for my Kindle the other
day. One was The Power of Six by
Pittacus Lore. The other was Django Zoon: The Straightener by Jobo Pooks. One was for James; one was for me. Because, see, James has sort of purloined my
Kindle, having consumed Kim Jewell’s YA books, Invisible Justice and BruteJustice. And I tell you, if you have a
recalcitrant reader, try him or her with an e-reader…while adults may baulk at
the lack of a ‘real’ book, children seem to feel quite the opposite.
It kinda crossed my mind at the time whether I should say
anything about it to James but I figured that doing so would only draw his
attention to it, thus making it quite quite irresistible. So I kept
schtum. But I joked to Jobo, on Twitter,
that my son was enjoying it – and he didn’t think it was remotely funny; in
fact he was pretty perturbed. And we
batted it back and forth a bit – this question of books being available to buy
online. I really hadn’t given it any
thought and, okay, I thought he was overreacting a bit.
I just don’t think children will be out there buying
books for their Kindles in the first place by and large – they’d be getting
their parents to spend the dosh, won’t they?
But, stop right there – James did
order himself a copy of the Stig’s biography the other day. Hmm. Then again, even if a child did buy x-rated porn, the parents are going to get the email
bill, right? They’re going to see what
little Bob or Kylie has downloaded and, unless Bob or Kylie is a speed reader,
could nab it off them and lock them in their room to think about it before
you could say ‘wildly inappropriate tits and arses’.
Anyhow, how is it an e-book any different from a paper book? A lot of ‘normal’ adult books (I’m not
talking erotica here) have scenes of sex and violence. Some have pretty ripe
language. If you have anything other
than Barbara Cartland on your shelves (in which case we have a whole other
conversation to have), surely your children could get a dose of adult material
if they really wanted?
But then I thought again. It’s not so much what they can buy but what’s
already on there. And it is different because, with a paper book, you’re going
to spot ‘em, aren’t you? If James
wanted, he could climb up on a chair and grab any number of explicit sex tomes
(left over from my sex columnist days, of course). But I’d notice him thumbing through Extreme Tantra, wouldn't I? Whereas Kindles are secretive little
things. Someone I know (I won't out her) says she loves
her Kindle because she can be cruising the web, chatting on Twitter or Facebook
while everyone thinks she is quietly reading Jane Austen. Sneaky little baggage.
Cos, think about it, there’s no cover to act as a
giveaway, is there? There’s no physical
presence, no hard evidence. 
And I got to wondering. Has James looked through the contents of my
Kindle? My tastes are pretty tame on the
whole but a few of the authors I know from Authonomy write saucy stuff and I’ve
got a couple of Poppet’s raunchy tales stashed away there. And some of Jake Barton's crime stuff is pretty graphic in a blood and guts way. Not to mention Sessha Batto's intense homo-erotica! We get so worried about children not reading that maybe we've lost sight that perhaps there are books they shouldn't read. Not yet anyway.
Hmm, I said to Jobo.
Maybe books should have stickers – like they put on rap records –
warning that they have adult content.
Absolutely, he replied, and went off to get Zoon reclassified. ‘Amazon should categorise
stuff,’ he said firmly. ‘I don’t want children reading it full stop.’ 
But that’s just looking at it from one end and I
still don’t think it’s actually the major problem. However, if you share a Kindle with your
child, have you thought about what they could read? Would it worry you? Should it worry you? Ought e-readers come with some
kind of parental lock that you could put on certain books?
Bottom line: do you know what your children are
reading? 
